Bagging the Skunk
Phoenix, Arizona and points south are very dry parts of the state; averaging under nine inches of precipitation per year. To provide irrigation water, Lake Pleasant, which is northwest of Phoenix, is used as a collection point and holding tank for water mostly for irrigation. Between being filled to capacity, and pumped down, its water level fluctuates 100 vertical feet each cycle.
When water levels are high, the original boat launching ramps are under water. As the water level fluctuates, fisherman leave behind a pretty fair amount of fishing gear caught in the rocks that make up much of shore line. When water levels drop, boaters are able to use the once again exposed boat ramps, and animals get to re-acquaint themselves with their old stomping rounds. Occasionally, a critter will get caught up in some of the old left-behind fishing line.
While on patrol one weekend; a very busy time, I received a call to go to one of the boat ramps to deal with a skunk. The dispatcher wasn’t sure what the problem was, only that a skunk was interfering with use of the ramp. When I arrived, there were people waiting to launch boats at the top of the ramp, people waiting to trailer boats out of the lake at the bottom of the ramp, and a really pissed-off skunk caught in fishing line and a brittle bush on the side of the ramp, about half-way down. No one was willing to chance getting nailed with “odoriferous de skunk”, so the ramp was out of commission.
After sizing things up, I told everyone I would be back in fifteen minutes, and headed for the park headquarters, where I armed myself with what I hoped was going to be the necessary equipment deal with the problem. When I returned, I was facing an even more upset skunk, and people armed with cameras to capture the moment.
After ripping three holes in a 55 gallon plastic trash bag; one for my head, and one for each arm, I put it on, grabbed a second bag and a shovel, and went to battle. I was able to open the second bag enough to keep it in front of me for the added protection, slip it over the bush and skunk, dig the roots out of the ground, flipping the entire mess into the bag, tie it off, and put it in the back of the truck. Not a drop of spray on me! 😀
It didn’t go quite as smooth when I went to release it. The skunk had sprayed all over the inside of the bag, and had ripped a few small holes in it, so… there was no doubt a passer-by would know exactly what was going on. I flipped the bag out on the ground, waited for the skunk to get loose and leave, put the “soiled” bag plus the one I had worn in a third plastic bag, headed back to headquarters, put the bags in the trash, parked the truck, and called it a day.
You know the next day when I went back to work; I got an earful from everyone who had to drive the truck that day. No matter… me one; skunk zero!